Petunia dursley is cracking eggs with notes

What if, when petunia dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in. Voldemort is the halfuncle of petunia and lily evans, and the halfgranduncle of dudley dursley and harry potter. Vernon dursley woke up early at the hooting of hedwig, his nephew harry potters pet owl. Petunia dursley petunia dursley is harrys maternal aunt, lily potters older sister, vernons wife, dudleys mother, marges sisterinlaw. Petunia dursleys lemon meringue pie prior to marges ballooning aerial departure in harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, aunt petunia served a fancy meal finished with a lemon meringue pie. What if, when petunia dursley found a little boy medium. Marjorie dursley once described lily potter as a bad egg, an idiom for a. Though its not clear if harry was able to grab a slice in between the four that dudley devoured, it was likely that the pie itself was impressive. There are a few methods for cracking eggs including. Something very hard and heavy thudded onto the top of harrys head, almost knocking him out. She dropped it back onto the kitchen counter as though she had been burned, with a disgusted look on her face. According to mrs williams notes these would be vernon and petunia dursley and the two children in the back of car, one very large and the other rather scrawny would be dudley dursley and harry potter. Lets tell a story where petunia dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his.

November 1981 chapter 1 opens with one of the most iconic opening lines in young adult literature. The following are supporting characters in the harry potter series written by j. Naive bravo chapter 4 goodspark harry potter fandom. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing. Originally written for the april 2018 rough trade challenge. Ovomancy was a type of divination that involved cracking open eggs and.

Three people were occupying the small area, each trying to accomplish their own goals and somewhat in each others space. She was at best negligent of a helpless child and, at worst, cruel to him. Harry potter and the philosophers stone is the first novel in the harry potter series. A special dessert made by harrys aunt petunia dursley, described as a masterpiece of a pudding, the mountain of cream and sugared violets cs2. The magical world is full of stories tales of myth and magic and superstition. The book was released in the united states under the name harry potter and the sorcerers stone because the publishers were concerned that most american readers would not be familiar. Rowling celebrated the 35th birthday of harry potters cousin dudley dursley on tuesday, june 23, by penning a new origin story for uncle vernon and aunt petunia dursley on. The dursley family were happy knowing that there would be no post on sunday. Dursley yells at harry that if he cant control his owl, she will have to go. A wise old man had left a little boy on her doorstep with her sisters eyes.

Harry explains that hedwig is bored and asks to let her fly outside at night. Because people who are the product of pictureperfect parents and unremarkable middle class childhoods dont desperately try to create a pictureperfect family and an unremarkable middle class life. The dursley s would swear that it was electricity that was lancing from the freak, using every available extremity as an outlet. Eggs laid by chickens are the type most often consumed by humans.

It was a cool and windy autumn evening as a one petunia dursley stepped out of her london flat clad in a dark wool coat and clutching her purses strap. Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglectwhat if she took him in. As much as harry looks like james, so anna looks like lily. There is no harry potter living here, you have the wrong number. Harry takes his plate to the kitchen and continues to eat there. According to mrs williams notes these would be vernon and petunia dursley and the two children in the back of car, one very large and the other rather scrawny would be dudley dursley. What if harrys aunt, petunia dursley, wasnt what she seemed to be at all. The house is full of presents for dudley, whos fat and lazy. She tells him to get cracking and make breakfast for dudleys birthday. Ddd dianna desiree dursley chapter 1 dramagirl007 harry. See more ideas about cracked egg, eggs and broken egg.

According to mrs williams notes these would be vernon and petunia dursley and the two children in the back of car, one very large and the other rather scrawny would be dudley dursley and harry potter, nephew and resident of the dursley household. At the sounds that margo was making mcgonagall guessed that she was waking up from her slumber. Petunia got out a banana and a plate and sliced half of the banana on the plate for harry and set it on the floor. This also explains the physical resemblance between harry and riddle, which was mentioned by the latter in the chamber of secrets. Next thing you know the character has clenched the glass or other breakable object so hard that it shatters in their hand. Harry grew up small and skinny, with knobbly knees and the unruly hair he got from his father.

Harry potter and the ways of sex chapter 1 wattpad. Im going off the assumption that the fourth holy grail war is in 1994 and starts january 31st. They contained twentyfour letters instead of eggs, which petunia shredded. Her eyes widened in shock as the person on the other end replied. They were walking away from number four, privet drive, where they had just entrusted little harry potter to the care of one petunia dursley lilys sister enveloped by the best protection charms and wards they could place on the infant. Petunia dursley s desserts would be the envy of the neighbourhood within a month. Aunt marge pa2 miss marjorie eileen dursley is vernon dursley s loathsome older pm sister. In terms of fatestay night, ill probably gloss over fatezero, since harry will be gone at hogwarts. Dumbledore paused, and although his voice remained light and calm, and he gave no obvious sign of anger, harry felt a kind of chill emanating from him and noticed that the dursleys drew very slightly closer together. Old witches tales and wizards adages, folktales and anecdotes. Anna and harry are inseperable, as close as two siblings could possibly be. Look no further because you will find whatever you are looking for in here. The lamp hanging above was out and no one had bothered to change it for reasons unknown.

Our test kitchen cooks teach how the pros crack eggs without making a mess. Aunt petunia opens egg cartons and cracks them, discovering rolled up letters from hogwarts addressed to harry. Margo sat up and glanced over towards her professor. Harry goes to a muggle school before the age of 11. According to hagrid, no more than four to a boat to get from the train station to hogwarts. Petunia dursley, whose horsy face was splotchy and tearstained, could hardly stand and was being half supported, half dragged through the doorway by her son dudley. Harry potter and the psychic serpeant by matthew dice issuu. If you get can get away with it, then the rule is probably meant for breaking. The colored dots and icons indicate which themes are associated with that appearance.

They were muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude toward magic. Am i the only one who sympathizes with little aunt petunia. Vernon dursley vernon1 and his wife petunia dursley petunia 2 on the one side and on the other side their nephew, mr. Since you are already here then chances are that you are looking for the daily themed crossword solutions. She had forgotten to buy eggs, matches and filet mignon for her precious dudley and his family who were to visit tonight for their usual thursday family dinners. With daniel radcliffe, rupert grint, richard harris, maggie smith. Casius, saoirses eldest brother, sat lazily on a st. First off a strong warning, if you do not like underage. Harrys aunt petunia wakes him up from a dream he remembers having before, about a motorcycle that flies. Petunia dursley might not want her nephew to live with her, but she did care about what might happen to him, and she had other resources.

An argument breaks out over breakfast at number four, privet drive. New for 2020 we have themed stickers and other thankyou gifts for those who are able to make a donation. Book 1 harry potter and the sorcerers stone taoefiq26s blog. They shared a basic technique, plus two cool methods to impress friends. List of supporting harry potter characters wikipedia. I am not making any money or profit from writing this story either. Welcome to our website for all petunia dursley to harry potter answers. Journal entry artifact 2 harry potter and the sorcerer. But the cared a lot about their image and reputation and what the neighbours thought of them.

He wants to try it but he is under aged and doesnt know how to do it. She married a muggle, vernon dursley and they had a son, dudley. What if petunia s life had been a lie since the age 16 lilys age at that time was 15, when she first met vernon dursley and began to date him. It is possible that muggles may eat easter eggs to celebrate the holiday. Bathilda bagshot is a noted historian in the wizarding world, and author of the book a history of magic. Her professor was just getting done putting her hair up in a bun.

Petunia accepted the delivery of two dozen eggs in a box which were handed to petunia through the window. Uncle vernon had threatened to lock harry in the shed if he came home after dudley ever again, so, stifling a yawn, and still scowling, harry set off towards the park gate. Even the individual hair follicles on his head were sending out the tendrils of magic made manifest, racing upwards in a bizarre lightshow. Rowling harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban is a fantasy novel written by british author j. Theses are the show notes and errata for episode 31, its just a step to the west, featuring guest joel martin, discussing the 2012 long earth novel the long earth. Aunt petunia often said that dudley looked like a baby angel harry often said. An egg is a shelled container from which the offspring of several different types of an animals. Petunia had given her a hair decoration that had once been given to her by aunt lily. In 1991, the surrey milkman delivered two dozen eggs to 4 privet drive. Twentyfour letters to harry found their way into the house, rolled up and hidden inside each of the two dozen eggs that their very confused milkman had handed aunt petunia through the living room window. Uncle dursley s rations for the house on the rock in the sea were a bag of chips and four bananas. The character of vernon dursley in harry potter and the. I feel sorry for petunia evans, but not petunia dursley.

One day just before his eleventh birthday, an owl tries to deliver a mysterious letterthe first of a sequence of events that end in harry meeting a giant man named hagrid. Copy and paste the following code to link back to this work ctrl acmd a will select all, or use the tweet or tumblr links to share the work on your twitter or tumblr account. Marjorie dursley once described lily potter as a bad egg, an idiom for a member of a family or other group that turned out badly. Chapter fourthe letters from no one margo was awoken by the noises that mcgonagall was making to get ready. Add a teacher note to share how you incorporated it into your lesson. Deleted scenes petunia cracks egg with letter inside harry potter and the philosophers. Severus replied, continuing to crack eggs into a bowl. Petunia dursley followed him out of the room, looking rather hurt still about dudleys outburst. Miss marjorie eileen dursley is vernon dursley s loathsome older pm sister. At the microscopic level, eggs also play a part in reproduction. Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban was released in hardcover in the uk on 8 july 1999 and in the us on 8 september. Mason, resulting in harrys first letter from mafalda hopkirk. I do not own harry potter or anything associated therein.

Deleted scenes petunia cracks egg with letter inside harry potter and the philosophers sorcerers stone special features with fiona shaw aunt petunia dursley own by warner bros. Harry potter and the sorcerers stone summary shmoop. Family, tearjerker, petunia dursley, harry potter, dudley dursley, for want of a nail what if, when petunia dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in. My thanks to fashi0n for all the amazing art on short notice.

Harry and hermione cleared the table and stood together at the sink to wash and dry the dishes. Sink into your eyes sink into your eyes a harryginny. Depending on the mood, realism of the work and the thing that broke, there may be a cut to a dramatic closeup of. They hadnt even gotten five minutes into the lesson before snape was going after harry for taking notes, asking him questions that even a fifthyear might be hard pressed to answer. I deeply regret the death of lily potter, draco answered, an eyebrow raised at snape. The episode title is a play on its just a jump to the left, the first instruction from dance anthem the time warp from the musical the rocky horror show. The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was the reason that harry never enjoyed his summer holidays. Dec 03, 2018 petunia was easier to train, and he had found out why when he was seven.

The book was first published on 26 june, 1997 by bloomsbury in london, and was later made into a film of the same name. Petunia dursley is harrys maternal aunt, lily potters older sister, vernons wife, dudleys mother, marges sisterinlaw. Those emerald eyes chapter 1 twoforatable alisimalice. However, around 30 letters then arrived through the. The character of dudley dursley in harry potter and the.

The timeline below shows where the character dudley dursley appears in harry potter and the sorcerers stone. Harry potter and the philosophers stone harry potter wiki. Finally, just yesterday, the letters poured out of the fireplace in a crazy stream that knocked everyone off of their feet. An orphaned boy enrolls in a school of wizardry, where he learns the truth about himself, his family and the terrible evil that haunts the magical world. She was very tall, thin and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck. When harry was two and vernon dursley bought dudley a toy car and harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on petunia packed her things and got a divorce. Chapter three the letters from no one the escape of the brazilian boa constrictor earned harry his longestever punishment. This milkman delivered eggs to the dursley family in 1991. In harry potter and the philosophers stone, harry, an orphan, lives with the dursleys, his horrible aunt and uncle, and their abominable son, dudley. Petunia dursley see, its here under this big one from mummy and daddy. This story has come from autumn skyies story on petunia the pervert, petunia is getting perverted thoughts after watching a different show on the television whilst vernon and dudley were out of the house.

Sep 18, 2010 harry was frying eggs by the t ime dudley arrived in the kitchen with his mother. Dec 12, 2017 hed moved onto the eggs by the time petunia reappeared in the kitchen behind what xander immediately dubbed as a landwhale. She worked too hard and knew all the neighbors worst secrets. Petunia raised a young man who had eyes of his very own. Mrs williams watched, through her office window, as vernon and petunia got out of their car. Harry, in contrast, is tiny and thin, and wears glasses. Mar 05, 2019 harry is a dragon, and thats okay hp au, crack alternate universe harry potter. A gleaming silver sword had appeared inside the hat, its handle glittering with rubies the size of eggs. The reason for her death is not stated, but harry receives a gift from her, via dudley. Dursley was the director of a firm called grunnings, which made drills. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small, watery blue eyes, and thick blond hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Dursley was the director of a firm called grunnings, which.

Petunia was the wife of vernon, the mother of dudley dursley and the elder sister of the late lily potter. Vernon dursley quotes in harry potter and the sorcerers stone. Petunia dursley darling, you havent counted auntie marges present. Meaning that harry will be in his third year and his return for winter break comes right before sakuras move. Aunt petunia s pudding who could ever forget the glorious pudding dobby sends crashing down on the head of mrs.

The harry potter and the sorcerers stone quotes below are all either spoken by vernon dursley or refer to vernon dursley. He can shit golden eggs and bestow blessings on little girls dogs. Petunia evans was the muggle aunt of harry potter and the guardian of harry when he was growing up. He had learnt then that he was a wizard, like his father and mother, that his parents were magical and that they had died at the hands of an evil wizard. Then she ran off with a wastrel and heres the result right in front of us. Aunt petunia and uncle vernon seemed to feel that whenever dudley turned up was the right time to be home, and any time after that was much too late. It was made of enlarged snowflakes, the icecrystals charmed to never melt or disappear, no matter the temperature. Now, im saying nothing against your family, petunia, but your sister was a bad egg. By the time he was allowed out of his cupboard again, the summer holidays had started and dudley had already broken his new cinecamera, crashed his remotecontrol aeroplane and, first time on his racing bike, knocked down old mrs. She is described as a bony woman with blonde hair that she passed down to her son, a rather horsey face and a very long neck, and spends most of. The story as posted is about 65% complete as a rough draft.

Petunia evans marries vernon dursley the harry potter. Fourth right dragon 2 new fourth right dragon 1 new death isnt edible 6 new death isnt edible 5 new death isnt edible 4 new death isnt edible 3 new death isnt edible 2 new death isnt edible 1 new. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the. What if, when petunia dursley found a little boy on her. Dursley, of number four, privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you.

I have a head canon that petunia and lily didnt have a perfect home life. Harry potter a 11yr old boy has just learnt about sex and finds himself thinking about incest. The letters from no one margo potter and the philosophers. An egg is a shelled container from which the offspring of several different types of an animals can hatch. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it. Headcanon about petunia evans shes fluent in french. Rons mother packed four sandwiches for his first trip on the hogwarts express. Petunia froze for a second, and then left the room.

Timeline notes lily is in her final year of hogwarts 19771978 when petunia and vernon get engaged, so assuming that the wedding would be approximately a year later, petunia and vernons wedding was very close to. In part 1 of harry potter and the cursed child, we learn that petunia dursley died several years earlier. She had a younger sister named lily who was born in january 1960. Due to this, and the striking resemblance between their faces, petunia always treated her just as badly as harry if not worse, sometimes.

During her childhood, she broke off contact with her sister and refused to have any contact with the wizarding world. He can force the ministry to change hundreds of year old laws. Petunia walked into the kitchen where her children were already eating breakfast, dudley was already asking for more. He was turning the bacon and cracking eggs when petunia returned to set the table. Petunia sat harry down on the cold kitchen floor and got out the cereal and put more food on dudleys highchair tray. When you feel ready, come downstairs she said turning her back and opening the door. The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of privet drive. She is known for her role as petunia dursley in the harry potter film series 200110, as marnie stonebrook in season four of the hbo series true blood 2011, and as carolyn martens in the bbc series killing eve 2018present, for which she won the 2019 bafta tv award for best.